diaryofateenageprocrascinator:

andigreyscale:

winchesterlicious:

loreleiofthesevenseas:

hamburgerjack:

moniquill:

punkrockmomjeans:

jenkristofu:

So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.

Whaaaaaaat.

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.

Puke? Stomach acid? Liquid fire? FIRE?

what a GOOD BIRD

If I was a bird I would want to be this kind of bird

Look guys, my new favorite bird has shown up on my dash again!!!!

Yay for the Bearded Vulture; it’s really just a dragon.

It pukes on things it perceives as a threat. Obviously it is my spirit animal.